I am trying to make a recipe book for my mother in law for christmas...I need a poem.?

This book will include all of her mothers old recipes. Does anyone have a poem that may talk about how important recipes are for family memories or something along that sort?I am trying to make a recipe book for my mother in law for christmas...I need a poem.?
When you're sliding into first and you feel a little burst,


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when you're heading into third and you feel a little turd,


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when you're sliding into home and you feel a little foam,


diarrhea, diarrheaI am trying to make a recipe book for my mother in law for christmas...I need a poem.?
Baking bowl ready, the eggs and the flour


memories of you hour after hour


for everything you taught us to cook


we prepared for you this little book





You've baked and you've boiled


you've fried and you've toiled


and all for our families sake


so would it be rude to ask you once more.....





To make us another great cake!!!
Well start out with each individual recipe and circle in on the main ingredients say perhaps you have apple pie and turkey dressing, bread,cake and lemon frosting..take the foods and work with it like....The apple in her pie was the apple of my eye dressed up ;in frosting that breaded the cakes she baked lemony sweet dreams that frosted my smile...blah..blah.It's all about rymthe and sentiment.BUT IT MUST BE YOUR OWN OR IT WON'T MEAN AS MUCH..EVEN IF IT IS CORNY!!!!
Mom's Recipe for Love


Take a cup or two of laughter,


And a pinch of good advice.


Pour in patience by the bowlfull,


Then stir it once or twice.


Fold in lots of hugs and kisses,


And a mother's gentle care.


Cook until it's nice and warm,


And spread it everywhere.


-T. Speer
Roses are red


violets are blue


some poems rhyme


some don't
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